My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
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