Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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