so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
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