Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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