I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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