So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
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