You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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