Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
I'm drive I can fine osifer
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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