What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
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