fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
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