If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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