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I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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