Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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