idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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