You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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