Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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