you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
so much tequila, so little girl.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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