I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
she looked like the before picture.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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