Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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