question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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