Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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