Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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