actually, I'm a sock model
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
Dick very happy bro
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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