Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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