New low: just hacked my moms facebook
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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