You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Randomize
