I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I just want nice things and good sex
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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