It's like God shit irony all over that family
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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