every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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