with your own penis?
Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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