Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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