I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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