How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
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