Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Randomize
