he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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