He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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