Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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