Me too!
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
Randomize
