why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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