would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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