Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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