shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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