Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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