I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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