If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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