is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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