office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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