Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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