If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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