Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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