...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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